Top 5: Facebook Annoyances

It's a new segment on Blogging and Shiz! -triumphant introductory music-

...that would've worked if this was a video....but as you're probably aware, this is not.
Anyway, my Top 5 Facebook Annoyances!
Names are all random while statuses are inspired by real annoying statuses

5. Obvious Hacking

 

It's fun to hack someone's Facebook account, but I really don't understand why people do this (above). This is so obvious that it's a hack, especially if they have a girlfriend!  The obvious "I'm gay" is only usually done to males. The female version is "I eat poo", or something mildly disgusting. No-one even likes or comments on the statuses. It's just there. -slow clap to the 'hackers'- Victory...I guess. These 'hackers' really lack creativity. 

4. Liking and Commenting - On Your Own Status

I'm speechless...this actually happens.... (Bonus points if you figure out what video the youtube link refers to! (What am I talking about? There are no points....you can find out if you want....I guess))

Anyway, Emily Arriola's comment brings me on to point 3:

3: Chav Speak

I see this more with teenage, chavvy girls. Most of the time, it would be quicker to write the sentence with correct spelling. I even see this when they're doing this through phones...that have the magical ability of auto correct! Which is usually automatically turned on....so they turned it off!? Although, auto correct is annoying....but still! I don't understand! This 'trend' or whatever has even started to 'infect' groups and like pages. I refuse to join if they're written like this, even if they're the funniest thing ever. I'm such a Grammar Nazi

2: Open-Ended-ness

 

Thank you Beverly for sharing your problems with Facebook, but I'm not sure 'sharing' is the right word. I think the example speaks for itself. I just want to know one thing: "WHY!?"

1: Constant Liking of the Pathetic Kind

 

Yes, we know, you broke up with your boyfriend after that romantic one week. It annoys me (obviously) when I see girls (and sometimes guys) who constantly like these pages. "All boys love COD more than their girlfriend"...really? That page was actually made up, but I've seen ones that say basically the same thing. I don't like how a lot of pages on Facebook make all guys look like COD-loving chavs who don't care, just because of one off experience someone might've had. So yeah...that's all I have to say really. Some of the examples above are actually real....you can get extra points by finding out which ones are real (again with the points! THERE ARE NO POINTS!)

Endage!

And that concludes my ranting session-thing. It's a little negative, but meh. Other 'Top 5' things will be more positive and happy with rainbows and and dancing and double rainbows and Barney! That's something to look forward to....whoever you are.

How many points did you get?