Hatred

Someone in my class has a hatred of touching sauces.
He likes sauces like ketchup and barbeque sauce and whatnot....but he can't touch them.
I don't know why.
It's just a thing.
We found it hilarious.

No one reads this blog, do they?
I know you don't.
You're not real!

OR ARE YOU?
Plot twist.

Poop.

Exactly.

Trivia

Hello.
I am typing.
This is one of these occasions where I start typing without an idea of what to say. So here I go...
...
Um.
It's nice outside.
THERE! Something. Good. I'm glad I managed that. Now, a follow-up. I can't just leave it there, can I? Well, I could. But then it would be awkward.
I don't want that.
No-one wants that.
NO-ONE.
...
Um.
I'm in class.
That's a fact.
I would've said 'fun fact'...but it's not fun.
Unless you find pointless trivia fun.
It's not even trivia.
-looks up the definition of 'trivia'-
It is indeed trivia.
Good.
Now you know.
Who knows? No one reads this.
Or do they?
My stats say no...not that I check them regularly.
Why would I?
I don't care about this blog at all.
Aww, that's mean.
I'm sorry, blog.
I'll write more for you then.
I feel bad now.
Maybe I could blog everyday in July?
You know, that thing, BEDJ?
I'm gonna do it! (I'm not)
If I blogged everyday in a month it would start out like this, and then progessively lose sense.
...and I'm not saying this makes sense
It kind of does. These are my internal brain workings
That doesn't even make sense, does it?
Ah well.

College, Complaining and Catapults

I was going to start this with 'the sun is shining and I'm sat indoors'...but I looked outside, and the sun is almost non-existant. We've had that 'ooo, sun, what is this!?' phase in Cardiff over the past few days...I think it's gone already. Oh well (runs into corner and cries).

So, yes, I'm in college and there's only THREE people in, out of FIFTEEN! (I used letters instead of numbers for DRAMA). Yep. The other two are on break. I'm just sat here, in class, using the one website that isn't blocked. Tumblr used to be good to use...and then some evil force blocked that. YouTube is unblocked, but headphones and/or speakers are a thing I don't have.

...What was I saying? Yes, COLLEGE! Um, what are we doing? KEY SKILLS! ...Key Skills? Yes, Key Skills. The most pointless work in all of history, yet it is so important for some reason. Even my tutor is rolling her eyes at the pointlessness of this booklet (which looks more like an Argos catalogue than a workbook (which is a slight exaggeration (maybe (maybe not)))). Again, off topic...actually, I'm perfectly on topic. (Does that even make sense? I think so).

Maybe I should call someone for lolz. Oooo! I have a camera on me, I could film a vlog, right here, right now! Nah, It would be awkward if a tutor walked in...actually, it would be awkward if ANYONE walked in. I'm right next to a window too. If I vlogged, SO many people would be able to see. My life would just end. It's a pretty uninspiring room to look at anyway - no-one wants to see that on camera! NO-ONE I TELL YOU! NO-ONE!

...Are you still reading this?

I question your decisions in life.

You could be dancing to 'Hot Problems'...now that's FUN! I did it once...I might do it again tomorrow.

...It hasn't taken me long at all to write this. If only I could type this fast when I'm writing my evalution-type-thing. (Which I could be doing now, but I'm not, trolololol).

I'm sure I had something else to say.

Who am I kidding? I had NOTHING to say in the beginning.
I should blog more often...even if it's just like this. I know no-one reads this stuff, so I can talk about shiz and not really care. If I made a vlog like this...I don't know what would happen actually. Would people enjoy that?

I'm sure I'd fine ONE person who'd like it. Meh. I'll try it one day, or maybe not.

I love how the longer I go on for, the more incoherent this gets. Is 'incoherent' the right word? I don't know

I LOAF YOU

What Is This MADNESS?

So, hello, viewer/reader, whoever you are.
It's seems that you've stumbled across my blog. I'm guessing you've followed a link from my YouTube channel? Perhaps? Maybe? I don't know...

Anyway, I'm going to lower your expectations right now: There's not going to be much content here anymore. No content is the lowest expectation from a blog, right?

So, yeah, that's it. Blogging was fun, maybe I'll come back to it one day? Possibly? Who knows? I'm just that crazy and quirky (but not really).

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San Francisco

If you know me in real life then you will know that I love the USA...almost too much

I really want to live in San Francisco, but I also want to stay in the UK to work on British TV shows. There's nothing much for the media in San Francisco. There's Pixar, but I can't really use a camera on an animated film. There's also Mythbusters, which is just the pinnacle of excellence (Okay, maybe not the pinnacle, but it's still awesome). There probably other things, but I just don't know they exist...yet.

While I love LA, it's massive. In San Francisco, everything is local (or seems local anyway). New York City is similar, but I don't think I'd want to live there. Visit? Definately.

The crime rate in San Francisco is low apparently...except during the time that I went. There was a 'shooting incident'. It happened nowhere near me, thankfully.

So there's my thoughts on San Francisco. I didn't really say much. If you want to find out more about San Francisco's awesomeness....Go there? Or just watch some documentaries I guess. I'm so lazy at this. Oh well :D

River Song Got Married!......I Think

So...."The Wedding of River Song" happened on the weekend. Before I get started, I'd like to point out these rules from Twitter:

1. The Doctor lies
2. Steven Moffat lies

Steven Moffat has said in interviews that the Doctor seen at the lake was the real Doctor and he really DID DIE. Turns out, that was a lie. It was actually the Tesselecta, in Doctor form. So a robot Doctor was killed. Cop-out. -sigh-

This episode really confused me. Why exactly did The Doctor and River get married? What's with the whole Area 52 thing? Is Kovarian still alive? Does anyone remember the aborted timeline? I'm just so confused. Maybe I missed a few things, but I can't face a re-watch of the episode just yet.

I could go on for a while about the things I didn't like about this episode, but I'll spare you from all the negativity. Instead, I'll give you a screenshot from the best part of the episode:

"...and I'm his....mother in law..."

BONUS TIME! Series 6, in order of awesomeness (and obviously, 11 is terrible)

1. The Doctor’s Wife 
2. Closing Time
3. The Girl Who Waited
4. The Impossible Astronaut/Day of the Moon
5. A Good Man Goes to War
6. Let’s Kill Hitler
7. Night Terrors
8. The Wedding of River Song
9. The Curse of the Black Spot
10. The God Complex
11. The Rebel Flesh/The Almost People